Thursday, September 28, 2006

APURAMENTO PARA DUBLIN

PokerStars Tournament #32314941, No Limit Hold'em Super Satellite
Buy-In: 400 FPP - 223 players

Dear Swedish_Chef,
You finished the tournament in 1st place.
You qualified to play in Tournament #32314620 and are automatically registered for it.

Congratulations!
Thank you for participating.
PokerStars Game #6442399806: Tournament #32314850, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVIII (10000/20000) - 2006/09/27 - 19:52:26 (ET)Table '3

Seat 1: zumytime (62450 in chips)
Seat 2: kongobongo85 (51540 in chips)
Seat 4: runencold (65022 in chips)
Seat 6: wpfish (70414 in chips)
Seat 7: Swedish_Chef (29850 in chips)
Seat 9: CristoXII (102724 in chips)

Swedish_Chef: posts small blind 10000
CristoXII: posts big blind 20000

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Swedish_Chef [Qs Ad]
zumytime: folds
Swedish_Chef : raises 8850 to 28850 and is all-in
CristoXII: calls 8850

*** FLOP *** [8h 2c 6c]
*** TURN *** [8h 2c 6c] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [8h 2c 6c 5h] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***

Swedish_Chef : shows [Qs Ad] (a pair of Fives)
CristoXII: shows [8c 3d] (two pair, Eights and Fives)
CristoXII collected 63700 from pot

E assim se fica BUBBLE

O Zumy foi de seguida...

ficou em 5º - só pagava aos 4 primeiros

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

BAD BEAT

Dealt to Swedish_Chef [Ts 9s]
Swedish_Chef: calls 20
patrick180p: folds
Gerwyn: folds
noh0pe: raises 80 to 100
ADegenerate: folds
Squishy: folds
MacDizzle: calls 100
Focokid22: folds
hillivon: folds
Swedish_Chef: calls 80

*** FLOP *** [8c Qh Js]

Swedish_Chef: checks
noh0pe: bets 210
MacDizzle: folds
Swedish_Chef: raises 1190 to 1400 and is all-in
noh0pe: calls 1190 and is all-in

*** TURN *** [8c Qh Js] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [8c Qh Js Ah] [8s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Swedish_Chef: shows [Ts 9s] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
noh0pe: shows [Ad Ac] (a full house, Aces full of Eights) noh0pe collected 3130 from pot

EXCELENTE 2º LUGAR NO TORNEIO $4,00 - 180 GAJOS

PokerStars Tournament #32631052, No Limit Hold'em - Buy-In: $4.00/$0.40

180 players

Dear Swedish_Chef,

You finished the tournament in 2nd place.
A $144.00 award
has been credited to your Real Money account.

Congratulations!
Thank you for participating.

A comunidade do vencedor do torneio de Espinho

http://www.cascaispoker.com/

Monday, September 25, 2006

O galo do dia - torneio para Baden - para não dizerem que coloco só mãos vencedoras

Dealt to Swedish_Chef [7c 6c]
Swedish_Chef: calls 20
real_deal666: raises 100 to 120
plcalmeida: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [5s 3s 7h]
real_deal666: bets 180
Swedish_Chef: raises 800 to 980 and is all-in
real_deal666: calls 500 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [5s 3s 7h] [As]
*** RIVER *** [5s 3s 7h As] [8s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
real_deal666: shows [Ad 5d] (two pair, Aces and Fives)
Swedish_Chef: shows [7c 6c] (a pair of Sevens)
real_deal666 collected 1720 from pot

Friday, September 22, 2006

Espinho - here we come

Excerto do Regulamento do Torneio de Espinho - dedicado ao BUBBLEBOYPT

15. Sempre que um jogador for eliminado deverá levantar-se da mesa e sair da zona reservada ao jogo.

18. Qualquer comportamento inadequado poderá resultar em expulsão do torneio

PokerStars Tournament No Limit Hold'em - Buy-In: $55.00/$5.00

9 players - Total Prize Pool: $495.00

1: Swedish_Chef (Coimbra-OFC), $247.50 (50%)
2: silent77 (Forest Hills), $148.50 (30%)
3: jan2348 (Chi Town ), $99.00 (20%)

Pots won at showdown - 6 out of 7 (85%)
Pots won without showdown - 9

Thursday, September 21, 2006

4 FUN

For Free 4 Fun its my name

Onde andas FREE ROLLER PT?

Your language was highly offensive and completely unacceptable. :) (isto não pode ser...VERGONHA!!)

Caros amigos,

A mensagem abaixo chegou-me por mail hoje, sendo uma utêntica vergonha o "palavriado" que um dos admnistradores teve para com um "moron" enquanto jogava...pois deu merda-...como é óbvio...:) - CHAT PREVIILEGES REMOVE for a period of 1 month.

As nossas desculpas a todo o fórum e ao colega "moron"...não voltará a aconteçer Sr. Support
Abraço

Mail da Pokerstars:
Hello XXXXX,

We have received a complaint regarding your use of inappropriate language at our tables.
After reviewing the chat log (see below), it was decided to remove your chat privileges for a period of 1 month.

Your language was highly offensive and completely unacceptable.
Our goal at PokerStars is to be a fun place to play, where everyone can feel comfortable.
Foul language and abuse of other players takes away from everyone's enjoyment, and therefore will not be permitted. Please note that you may not be the only one receiving a message such as this.
When we receive a chat complaint, we review the entire chat of all players at the table.

Any other offenders at the table were also warned or revoked as appropriate to our policies. Your chat privileges will be reinstated in one month.

Regards, Andy PokerStars Support Team ---
Chat:
BrunoPT shut up
BrunoPT start what mf?
BrunoPT u suckkkkk
BrunoPT that's what i make per minute ass hole
BrunoPT did u celebrate the september 11th?
BrunoPT next to go is west coast
BrunoPT wipe out of the map
BrunoPT it would be nice

Fim de Semana em Espinho

Exmo.Sr. Swedish Chef,

No seguimento do seu e-mail temos o prazer de confirmar a reserva
solicitada, como segue:

1 Apt. Duplo
In: 22.09 / Out: 24.09
Sr. Swedish Chef
Tarifa: Euros 59,00/Apt/noite/alojamento + Pequeno-Almoço
Programa Fim-de-Semana Inesquecível

Tomamos devida nota de que o pagamento será directo no hotel.

Sem outro assunto de momento, reconhecidos pela amável
preferência, apresentamos os nosssos respeitosos cumprimentos.

Atentamente,

Front-Office / Reservas

Os nomes das mãos

AA: Pocket Rockets; Bullets; American Airlines
KK: Cowboys; King Kong
QQ: Ladies,
Whores, Siegfried & Roy
JJ: Fishhooks; hooks
TT: Dimes
99: German Virgin; Barbara Feldon (Get Smart Agent 99)
88: Snowmen; Doggie Balls; Piano Keys
77: Sunset Strip
66: Route 66
55: Speed Limit
44: Magnum; Sailboats
33: Crabs
22: Ducks
AK: Big Slick; Santa Barbara
AQ: Big Chick; Walking Back to Houston
AJ: Ajax
A8: Dead Man’s hand
KQ suited Marriage
KQ offsuit Mixed Marriage
KJ: Kojak
K9: Fido Canine What a Dog
K3: Commander Crab; King Crab
QJ: Maverick
QT: Quint; Varkony
Q7: Computer hand
Q3: Gay Waiter; San Francisco Busboy (queen with a tray)
J5: Motown; Jackson Five
J4: Flat ties (what’s a jack for?)
T5: Woolworth's; Five and Dime
T4: Broderick Crawford; Convoy; Good Buddy
T2: Texas Dolly
98: Oldsmobile
69: Big Lick; Dinner for Two
95: Dolly Parton
92: Montana Banana
76: Union Oil
57: Heinz
45: Jessie James; Jane Russell
39: Jack Benny
38: Raquel Welch
29: Twiggy

Há outros nomes... mas ficam estes por ora

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

PRÉMIOS

Prémios Finais
Jogadores: 73
Pacote de Prémios: $400.00

Lugar Prémio
1- $160.00
2 - $96.00
3 - $64.00
4 - $48.00
5 - $32.00

Classificação ao intervalo

maroso 938.50
azelha 656.00
andrecoimbra 645.00
frielas 624.50
Deninja 576.00
zemau 548.50
vixnu 450.00
dieguitolis 412.00
Swedish_Chef 408.50
LostLuck 403.50
Cazinho9 381.50
zumyeverest 368.50
AlexxPT 354.00
jcfs 342.50
ZR77 324.00
tudoajogo 314.00
tozinho1 300.00
speed-boy 287.00
teikan 263.50
LFCP 255.00
ScorpionDi 245.00

A 1ª mão do jogo !!! :-)

Swedish_Chef: Full House, Setes sobre Quatros - 7c 7o 7e 4o 4e
mitreite: Dois Pares, Áses e Setes - Ao Ae 7c 7o 10c
Swedish_Chef ganha um pote de (201,50).

Com pouco mais de meia hora de jogo..

frielas 464.00
andrecoimbra 398.00
maroso 358.00
Swedish_Chef 345.50
zemau 320.00
zumyeverest 309.00
Cazinho9 264.50
LFCP 263.00

TOU LÁ...


Informações:
200 jogadores
NL Texas Holdem
3000 fichas iniciais
Mesas de 6 jogaores
Prize Pool de €19.600

Prémios:
1º 27% - €5.292
2º 19% - €3.724
3º 11% - €2.156
4º 8% - €1.568
5º 6,5%- €1.274
6º 4,9%- €960,40
7º 3,4%- €666,40
8º 2,4%- €470,40
9º 1,6%- €313,60
10º 1,2%- €235,20
11º ao 20º 1% - €196
21º ao 30 0,5% - €98

Mais informações visitem o link abaixo:
http://www.pokerpt.com/phpBB2/viewforum.php?f=31&sid=223be6f742ddf03cb76c7d05f2f3d8a8







Satélite para Espinho

I Torneio de Poker de Portugal nos dias 23 e 24 de Setembro, no Casino Solverde, em Espinho.
A comunidade, até este momento, estará representada por um único membro.
Aguarda-se que os satélites de hoje na Everest Poker e no Poker 770, que garantem os últimos 4 lugares disponíveis, permitam que Cazinho9, LFCP e Swedish_Chef se apurem e no fim de semana possam demonstrar que o poker do OFC (www.pokercoimbra.com) está vivo e recomenda-se a todos os morons e retards deste mundo.
Deseja-se boa sorte a todos os participantes dos satélites de hoje.
Keep in touch e não se esqueçam: "never bluff a donkey"

Friday, September 15, 2006